Free smoking sayings, quotes and quotations
To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times.
~smoking quotes by Mark Twain, attributed
Coffee and tobacco are complete repose.
~inspirational sayings about Smoking quotes by Turkish Proverb
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
~smoking quotes by Author Unknown
The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly sure, fairly honorable form of suicide.
~famous quotes about Smoking by Kurt Vonnegut
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.
~smoking sayings by Arturo Toscanini
Thank you for Not Smoking. Cigarette smoke is the residue of your pleasure. It contaminates the air, pollutes my hair and clothes, not to mention my lungs. This takes place without my consent. I have a pleasure, also. I like a beer now and then. The residue of my pleasure is urine. Would you be annoyed if I stood on a chair and pissed on your head and your clothes without your consent?
~smoking quotes by Sign from Ken's Magic Shop
And a woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
~inspirational sayings about Smoking quotes by Rudyard Kipling, The Betrothed
Death, the sable smoke where vanishes the flame.
~smoking quotes by George Gordon, Lord Byron, Childe Harold's Pilgrimage
I don't know. I never smoked AstroTurf.
~famous quotes about Sports by Tug McGraw, when asked if he preferred grass or artificial turf, 1974
There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that.
~smoking sayings by Harold Robbins
What a weird thing smoking is and I can't stop it. I feel cosy, have a sense of well-being when I'm smoking, poisoning myself, killing myself slowly. Not so slowly maybe. I have all kinds of pains I don't want to know about and I know that's what they're from. But when I don't smoke I scarcely feel as if I'm living. I don't feel as if I'm living unless I'm killing myself.
~smoking quotes by Russell Hoban, Turtle Diary, 1975
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
~inspirational sayings about Smoking quotes by Jay Leno
A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores.
~smoking quotes by M*A*S*H, Klinger, Bug-Out, 1976
To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life-work.
~famous quotes about Smoking by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.
~smoking sayings by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
What is the opposite of two? A lonely me, a lonely you.
~smoking quotes by Richard Wilbur
If you drink, don't driveDon't even putt
~good sayings about Retirement by Dean Martin
The Cross is a gibbet - rather an odd thing to make use of as a talisman against bad luck, if that is how we regard it. Or is it, instead, a cynical reminder that Virtue usually gets pilloried whenever it makes one of its occasional appearances in this world?
~smoking quotes by Denis Johnston, The Brazen Horn
If you ride you know those moments when you have fed yourself into the traffic, felt the hashed-up asphalt rattle in the handlebars, held a lungful of air in a cloud of exhaust. Up ahead there are two parallel buses. With cat's whiskers, you measure the clearance down a doubtful alley. You swing wide, outflank that flower truck. The cross-street yellow light is turning red. You burst off the green like a surfer on a wave of metal. You have a hundred empty yards of Broadway to yourself.
~motivational quotes about Bicycling sayings by Chip Brown, A Bike and a Prayer
Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped.
~smoking sayings by Author Unknown
Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy.
~smoking quotes by Guilaume Apollinaire
A father may turn his back on his child, brothers and sisters may become inveterate enemies, husbands may desert their wives, wives their husbands. But a mother's love endures through all.
~good sayings about Mothers by Washington Irving
Embalm, v.: To cheat vegetation by locking up the gases upon which it feeds. By embalming their dead and thereby deranging the natural balance between animal and vegetable life, the Egyptians made their once fertile and populous country barren and incapable of supporting more than a meagre crew. The modern metallic burial casket is a step in the same direction, and many a dead man who ought now to be ornamenting his neighbor's lawn as a tree, or enriching his table as a bunch of radishes, is doomed to a long inutility. We shall get him after awhile if we are spared, but in the meantime the violet and the rose are languishing for a nibble at his glutaeus maximus.
~smoking quotes by Ambrose Bierce
It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see.
~motivational quotes about Imagination sayings by Henry David Thoreau
The past is a good place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there.
~smoking sayings by Author Unknown
Dare to do things worthy of imprisonment if you mean to be of consequence.
~smoking quotes by Juvenal (Decimus Junius Juvenalis)
A man is insensible to the relish of prosperity 'til he has tasted adversity
~good sayings about Adversity by Sa'di (Musharrif-uddin)
No human thing is of serious importance.
~smoking quotes by Plato, The Republic
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
~motivational quotes about Money sayings by Bob Hope
As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.
~smoking sayings by John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Die, v.: To stop sinning suddenly.
~smoking quotes by Elbert Hubbard
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
~good sayings about Men by Jean Kerr
If your dreams turn to dust....vacuum
~smoking quotes by Unknown
A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone.
~motivational quotes about Attitude sayings by Robert Frost
The states are not free, under the guise of protecting maternal health or potential life, to intimidate women into continuing pregnancies.
~smoking sayings by Justice Harry A. Blackmun, Roe v. Wade, 22 January 1973
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